Bird T Shirt
by Rachel Johnson
Maximizing Your Hotness While Wearing a Bird T shirt
Is it possible to look hot in a bird t shirt? Good question. But, if you are a bird lover and you just have to sport that new or favorite bird t shirt it’s something you should ask yourself. Why? Because it doesn’t matter how sexy you are, when you wear a bird t shirt at least five sexy points are taken away. Seriously.
When someone of the opposite sex wears a bird t shirt it sends out three messages:
- Married Dork.
See why that limits the sex appeal? And, unless you happen upon that person that is also wearing a bird t shirt to the club, your chances of scoring are pretty limited. Pretty black and white, huh? As a general rule, if you wear wild life type t shirts, it’s not considered… well, hot.
So, how can you don that favorite bird t shirt and still send out sexy, single vibes? Well, it’s complicated, but there are a few things you can do.
- Get a tight fitting bird t shirt.
- For women, have a plunging neckline bird t shirt. This helps draw the attention away from the finch boldly displayed on your chest.
- Wear tight jeans, especially if you have a nice butt. Well, even if you don’t.
- Don’t talk about the bird t shirt.
- Be charismatic. Without talking about birds or your bird t shirt.
- Smile a lot.
- Act sexy. You know, act like the whole bird t shirt was a mistake.
True, most of these tips mean putting your love for birds and your bird t shirt on the back burner for the night. Or two. But, sometimes things like this have to happen so that people can see how attractive you are under that bird t shirt, cool as it is. Give the person a day or two before exposing them to the magnificence of another bird t shirt, you know, just so you don’t scare them off. If you’re perceived as one of those “bird people”, things could get weird.
If these things don’t work, think about volunteering at a bird rescue group, or even joining an bird club of some sorts. You’ll find some excellent dating material as well as other people who know how cool it is to wear a bird t shirt on a date or other important social outing. Those people are out there- you just have to look. Because hey, wearing a bird t shirt really is cool!
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